Ian Noronha, Staff Writer
This is Ian, a 6’2” man in his mid-seventeens and the only senior on staff. Outgoing and experienced, right? Ha ha… not exactly. He’s a total dork and he’s afraid of everything. No, seriously, you name it. Any type or social interaction? Check. Being wrong at anything? Check. BEES? Check. The guy’s literally petrified of insects. But despite his shy nature, he actually has a deep passion to make people laugh. His interests are hard to pinpoint because they’re constantly changing. But the interests that have remained constant throughout his life are video games, music, writing, and complaining. He LOVES to share his opinion and will often try to debate people who disagree with him. He’s that guy who says that he’s open to other people’s opinions, but will secretly resent you for disagreeing with him. He’s not much of a talker, but does not know when to stop writing. Anything that’s supposed to be just a couple of sentences, like a bio, he will turn into a literal paragraph… he has a problem.